Sunday, April 22, 2012

Rob Kells competition


Rob Kells memorial competition started at Florida ridge. I got a great Spanish Kolubian team to drive for. I had to switch my mind back to right lane driving.  Again I got a really nice car, with cruise control, AC and a big trunk to put the beer in.
In my team were Claudia the Babilon fish, Pedro her husband, Tximo and Rubio. They are all great pilots and fun people to hang around with.
First competition day wasn t flyable. Rubio, Tximo and me went to see alligators to Gatorama. I didn t like the way this animals are imprisoned. But eventhough they are in captivity they are still making love. I made a porn video about it, called "L amore de crocodiles". It was the big hit at headquarters. First task was nice, I got my pilots fast and easy, all close to goal. Next day we also had a nice retrieve, with my pilots in goal, being very exciting over Jonny s goal margaritha. Claudia landed on private airport and because she forgot the phone she went walking the road. At the end it happened that police stopped by, telling her, they don t want to leave her there as drug dealing people are meeting place is there. So they took her to a nice couple and we picked her up there.
Third task my pilots rushed to goal. When I was still at the ridge some of them were already at third turnpoint. Tximo landed close to goal, the road to get him was this crazy fine sand road. But I found him in 30 minutes with a brand new box of beer. He was delighted. Then we went to pick up Claudia, she was 20 minutes away from us, and this day she had to deal with a man that had a shotgun. But her smile can disarm even thought American farmers. He even invited us to drive inside the field with original bull shit. We stopped by in goal and picked up Rubio and Pedro. We finished the day in Log cabin, burger restaurant.
Rubio and Tximo rented a glider for me, so I had a tow before task started. I was still launch when Zac, Jonny and Paris came to goal. They had beaten the storm. It is always nice to be at finish line, they bring that powerful energy.
Last competition day was wild. Forecast was rain in the afternoon. They had short task that was just calling for a party. We spotted Jonny in goal with a cooler full of interesting things. So they were mixing drinks just there on the road 29. The party went on at the headquarters and it finished with rain in swimming pool late at night.


 Tekma Rob Kells se je zakljucila. Vozila sem za Spansko Kolumbijsko ekipo. Klavidja, Pedro, Tximo in Rubio so bili v moji ekipi. Prvi tekmovalni dan pogoji za letenje niso bili ugodni, tako da smo se sli turiste v bliznji park z aligatorji. Naslednje dni so leteli vsak dan. Claudia je pristala na neki pisti in ker je pozabila telefon uspesno padla v roke policije, ki so jo odpeljali do nekih znanecev, ces da se na mestu kjer je bila prodajajo droge. Naslednji dan je pristala na neki kemtiji kjer ji je kmet zazelel dobrodosilco kar s pusko. Tximota sem nasla na mivkasti cesti in bil je nepopisno vesel nove skatle s pivom.
Zadnji tekmovalni dan je bila bitka z nevihtami. Jonny je spet zmagal in zakljucil v svojem zurerskem stilu. Hladilna torba vodka, red bull in pircki kar ob glavni cesti.  Zurka se je nadaljevala v stabu v standardno odpiljenem zmajarskem stilu.


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